Relationship Rules

  1. It is ok to complain about a mess. It is not ok to suggest whose mess it was.
  2. When in doubt, hug. 
  3. Never compare yourself to someone else’s past loves.
  4. Don’t worry about whether you will stay in love in the future. You don’t even know if you will be alive tomorrow.
  5. Try to eat the same amount as each other. If one of you is eating an insane amount, pretend you have a stomach ache. 
  6. Hold doors for everyone, regardless of gender.
  7. Try not to roll your eyes. 
  8. If love is a battlefield, be the other person’s body armor. If they have that covered, then be their machine gun.